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What is the HookupGeek’s Sexual Words Glossary like? Wow, you’d know so much about the fuck sites, dating terms, hookup slang, and sex terminology! But exactly, we’re going to shed light on the following,
We’re sure you’re not able to wait anymore, so that we’d gradually start in narrating the horniest and the most passionate different sex terms! Btw, don’t think we’re going to be as dull as nerds to get you bored with the academic-like approach. No way! We’re going to be the same vulgar and frivolous as you might’ve read it in our Datingology project!
Yeah, HookupGeek has always positioned itself as tolerant and we have no other opinion, since we do support and respect all possible manifestations of love, sexuality, dating, and hookup! (Just in case, you do still remember our triumph trip over the Manchester, NH, hookup spots including the gay and lesbian ones!).
Thus, we’d propose you taking a look at some of the gay dating and gay sex terms to know and use, if you do really ache for the omnipresent titillation ever! Just unlock some of them, and you’ll forget about any confusion you might have had!
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In any case, we’d have to turn back to the funny sex words, and we’re ready to disclose some here, while the majority is available in the glossary below.
|Minivan||The act of putting 2 of your fingers inside her pussy and your feast right up to her butt. It’s called like minivan just due to the reason that there are two in front and five located in the back, you know.|
|Suicide Wank||The term means that you masturbate and when you’re going to finish it all, one of your parents (or both) step in your room (or the place where you were doing that stuff).
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|Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin||If you wanted to know some Spanish sex words, here is one of them. Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin means that you put your head in the honey bucket from anyone who’s wearing a sombrero with some queso dip inside and with some chips outside.|
|Manchurian Handshake||The act of masturbation into her pussy after not satisfying act of anal penetration.|
|Chicago Snowstorm||To be going to cum on to her abdomen but instead of this standing in her back and having some fun you just release your load on to her back. Yep, it may resemble some snowstorms to happen in Chicago.|
Well, you’d definitely find these terms funny, right? Anyway, we’d provide you with even more and more of the similar ones right after the text in our marvelous glossary of the sex terms! So, just slowly scroll down to get everything! (Hope, you’re getting hornier and hotter with every term you read about!).
The modern hookup culture is indeed saturated with the constantly coined sex words, so that it may seem a bit confusing. However, as you have already noticed, in our horny anti-research on Datingology, we have ruined all possible obstacles on your way to the grandest gratification. So, you’ll never go astray in the myriads of the weird sex terms you have never understood before!
Now, we’d suggest you having a look at the weird sex words, which may seem both funny and serious, inventive and out of the blue, and, of course, some weird! We’re sure you’ll go nuts because of the metaphors and diversity of the terms! Just unlock them right away, and you’ll see how kinky it all will go!
|Pearl Necklace||The act of having ejaculated on or all around your partner’s neck to have it resemble the necklace made of some pearl.
Of course, we don’t know for sure but a couple of our readers—you know we’re very amicable—said they had had the same experience when both used iHookup (and we hope that they are not acquainted, as it would be much confusing but overjoyed!)
|CBT||No, don’t even try to link this acronym to cognitive behavioral therapy, since it stands for “cock and balls torture,” and it is indeed preferred by the lovers of some exquisitely painful impressions when dating and hooking up.|
|Impact Play||In fact, there is not that much weird in definition, as the term typifies any impact made over one’s body with the purpose of the sexual titillation. However, you can know that there are too many weird thing to do to cause satisfaction when dating and hooking up, right?|
|Pegging||The act of anal penetration, in the course of which a woman is wearing a strap-on dildo, and a man is a recipient.
We’d be happy to know about your experiences if you have ever had any, since we’re not difficult to think of any examples
|Queening||In fact, it’s not much related to any monarchies but to the process of riding or sitting on someone’s face.|
We’re sure that whatever dating options you’re interested in—dating for seniors or for married persons, you will win, since you’re equipped with the most necessary stuff to experiment! Nonetheless, we’re sure you want even more, and we’re here to let you know everything!
To rate the dating and hookup sites, we use the 10 points system, which equals to 100%. The criterion of user-friendly interface and customer service comprise 5% each out of 100%, which is coefficient of 0.5. 20% is given to members number and quality of profiles accordingly with the coefficient of 2. Safety and Anti-Scam and Value For Money criteria constitute 25% each, that’s 2.5 coefficient. Hence, in total, it’s 100%.For example:
Having the following points like:
a website’s hookup rate would be counted in the following manner:
UFI (10*0.5=5) + CS (10*0.5=5) + NM (9*2=18) + QP (8*2=16) + SAC (7*2.5=17.5) + VM (5*2.5=12.5). In total, the hookup rate would be 74 out of 100.
By using such formula, we can provide you with the unbiased opinion about each adult dating and hookup web service!